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squeakyjackie's livejournal had this.  The things I've done have an asterisk next to them.  Some of the entries even have small addenda regarding the actual, true story.

I'm frankly quite taken aback at how many memories this dredged up - some good, some excellent, some bad, some really bad. 

Still and all, it's an interesting intellectual exercise.  I suggest you try it!

*01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
*03. Climbed a mountain (Mt Rainier, in Washington)
*04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive (Hoo, boy!)
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
*06. Held a tarantula (His name was Eric)
*07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
*08. Said “I love you” and meant it
*09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
*12. Watched a lightning storm at sea (While aloft repairing a sail)
*13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise (from Pedro's sombrero at South of the Border!)
*14. Seen the Northern Lights
*15. Gone to a huge sports game (Penguins rule!)
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
*17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
*19. Slept under the stars (Boy Scouts rock!)
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
*22. Watched a meteor shower
*23. Gotten drunk on champagne
*24. Given more than you can afford to charity
*25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
*27. Had a food fight (Mansfield might never be the same...)
*28. Bet on a winning horse
*29. Asked out a stranger
*30. Had a snowball fight (In North Carolina, against a cat from Louisiana who had never seen snow except on TV)
*31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
*32. Held a lamb
*33. Seen a total eclipse
*34. Ridden a roller coaster
*35. Hit a home run (Do family-reunion softball games count?)
*36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
*37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
*38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
*39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
*41. Taken care of someone who was drunk (You know who you are, Bekah Roth)
*42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
*45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
*48. Gone rock climbing
*49. Midnight walk on the beach
*50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
*52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
*55. Milked a cow (Amish rock!)
*56. Alphabetized your CDs (damned OCD!)
*57. Pretended to be a superhero (Would you like to be...Batman's assistant?)
*58. Sung karaoke (VOOOOOOOOOO...lah-rayyyyy)
59. Lounged around in bed all day
*60. Played touch football
*61. Gone scuba diving
*62. Kissed in the rain
*63. Played in the mud
*64. Played in the rain
*65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken (does this ever happen?)
69. Toured ancient sites
*70. Taken a martial arts class
*71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight (Please. More times than I can count. It's not worth it if the session is shorter than 8 hours.)
*72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
*74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
*77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
*80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
83. Got flowers for no reason
*84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
*86. Recorded music
*87. Eaten shark
*88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
*90. Bought a house
*91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
*93. Been on a cruise ship
*94. Spoken more than one language fluently
*95. Performed in Rocky Horror (Dammit, Janet!)
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
*102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
*103. Had plastic surgery
*104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived (My poor Spitfire...)
*105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
*107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
*109. Touched a stingray
*110. Broken someone’s heart
*111. Helped an animal give birth (Amish still rock!)
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
*113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
*116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
*117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (Yum!)
*118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
*122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (Hooray for Tylenol with codeine!  See #103)
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
*125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days (Boy Scouts still rock!)
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
*127. Eaten sushi
*128. Had your picture in the newspaper
*129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
*130. Gone back to school
*131. Parasailed
*132. Touched a cockroach
*133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
*134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey
*135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read (James Joyce - there's a couple of weeks I'll never get back)
*136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
*138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
*139. Been elected to public office (Mifflin County, PA Republican Committee)
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
*143. Built your own PC from parts
*144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
*146. Dyed your hair
*147. Been a DJ (WKVA, WCHX, etc)
*148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

Current Mood:
contemplative contemplative
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Your Score: William Powell


You scored 9% Tough, 28% Roguish, 4% Friendly, and 57% Charming!




You are the classic rogue, a stylish rake with the devil of a wit and a flair for mischief, and you shake your martinis to waltz time. You are charming and debonair, but slightly untrustworthy, and women should be on their guard. If married, you are simply a bit of a flirt, even if it's just with your own wife...but if you're single, watch out. You usually rein yourself in to concentrate on one lovely beauty at a time, but with you, we never know. You're an inviting partner, but there's a playful devil behind your eyes, and those trying to get close to you should know they're playing with fire. You're stylish and fun, but you follow your own course, which may or may not include a steady gal. Co-stars include Myrna Loy and Carole Lombard, classy ladies with an adventurous streak.


Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the
Classic Dames Test.




Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Current Mood:
amused amused
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There's so much about which I could bitch.  I've got thirty-five years of pent-up frustration ready to be blogged with what you will come to find elegant verbiage.  I have an interest in a wide variety of things, all of which piss me off to one extent or another.

But where to begin?  Let us start with politics.

I have the debatable privilege of listening to talk-radio political pundits in the course of my day.  Some of them are quite entertaining and enjoyable; others make me want to shoot blood from my eyes.  Take Glenn Beck, f'rinstance - he's not only well-informed and insightful, he's bloody funny, funny enough that I can overlook the times I disagree with a thing he says.  And he's polite to his callers, unless they're total idiots.  He doesn't ignore them, change the subject, or wilfully act like a pigheaded bully.

Unlike Sean Hannity.  The Leprechaun makes me so mad I almost drive off the road.  It's one thing to be extreme.  In many ways I am just as extreme.  It's one thing to have political views.  In most ways, our political views coincide, so that's not the issue.  It's that Hannity gives real pundits a bad name.  He's a brute, an anti-intellectual, and a boor who could neither think nor debate his way out of a moist paper bag.  In debate, he does not respond thoughtfully to his opponenent's statements; he bludgeons his opponenent with ad hominem attacks.  When he is debated into a corner - which happens more often than he'd like - he takes one of three tacks: he either insists on asking the same barely-related question over and over, issues an ad hominem attack (or simply surlily calls the caller names), or hangs up the phone.

Does he succeed as a radio host?  You betcha!  He keeps people tuned in, earning his salary and advertising money for his sponsors.  Does he succeed as a political and social commentator whose thoughts are worth a damn?  Not on your life.

It's people like Hannity driving political discourse in this country into the realm of worthlessness.  According to people like Hannity - who exist on both sides of issues - the other side is The Enemy, either a villain or an idiot who must be defeated at all costs.  There's no middle ground, no place for statesmen to exercise polite discourse and arrive at some sort of compromise that, while pleasing no one completely, at least somewhat resolves the issue in question.

Where are the statesmen in today's America?  Whither Lincoln?  Whither Jefferson?  Whither Franklin, Washington, Adams (all of them), et al?  These icons of American politics would be either laughed out of today's political climate or run out of DC on a rail, unless the pundits were too bogged down with holding the tar and feathers to carry the rail. 

The unfortunate circumstance is that each of the above had foibles which would make someone like Hannity steam if they came on the scene today.  Lincoln?  A rube with a speech impediment, set against capitalism's exploitation of the poor.  Jefferson?  A landed aristocrat of old money who slept with his (shudder) slaves.  Washington?  Ditto.  Franklin?  Globetrotting narcissist who would have sex with anything not nailed to the floor. 

Moreover, all of the above men had histories of compromising in order to facilitate a greater good for the nation.  People like Hannity believe that any compromise at all dilutes their principles, weakens their moral mandate to utterly crush their foes; there can be no compromise, for compromise makes any victory hollow and unworthy of making the effort.

That's why, instead of working together to make a better country, regardless of political ideology, we have Deomcrats voting to cut funding for our troops in Iraq as a gesture of dissatisfaction with the President.  That's why we have Hannity blaming Senator Clinton for the sins of President Clinton. 

It's funny, actually.  It's like the family reunion, where Aunt Martha won't speak to Cousin Billy because of what he said to our Susie in 1967.  The needlessly complicated and factionalized groups of people make the reunion difficult to organize, almost impossible to successfully execute, and absolutely no fun for anyone involved.

Politically, we need to grow the hell up.

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